"Running from the Turing Police"
"Hiding from the Turing Police"
"If you could see what these eyes have seen"
"I've seen troopships afire off the shoulder of Orion"
"C-beams glittering in space near the Tannhauser Gate"
"Ever retired a human by mistake?"
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long"
"Time is important; try to answer as quickly as possible."
"For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet.."
"A boy shows you his butterfly collection..."
"You're walking along the beach and you find a tortoise..."
"I want to see a negative result first."
"I only designed your eyes. You must talk to Tyrell. He designed your mind."
"I'll tell you about my mother!"
"If you could see what your eyes have seen."
"But then again, who does?"
"gone, like tears in the rain."
"Studying for the Voight-Kampf test..."
"Everything... is under... control..."
"Be sure to wear your shades."
"The radiation count is wayyyy up and the heat wave isn't expected to let up either."
"As for the good news- there is NO good news."
"There's a droid running crazy in my lounge."
"Time and space are reeaaly easy."
"Banco!"
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
"They might harpoon us, but they ain't gonna pick us up on no RADAR."
"I reckon y'all wouldn't be human if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nuclear combat."
"A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
"If you don't get the President, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company."
"What good is a Doomsday Weapon if you keep it a secret?!?!?!"
"You know how the Premier likes surprises."
"Mr. President, we must not allow a Mine Shaft Gap!"
"I'd hate to make a judgement on that until all the facts are in."
"That's it, man. Game over."
"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"'No offense'. 'None taken.'"
"We're on the 'honor system' here."
"This is a _professional_ relationship."
"We're all in this together."
"Check it out, Sid."
"Torpedo Loess !"
"Time to start cutting overhead."
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
"This is extraordinarily bad."
"Turpentine, acetone, benzine..."
"it's.. it's DIP !"
"No matter where you go, there you are."
"Land of eternal moonlit nights!"
"and the void will be calling..."
"A man's gotta know his own limitations."
"I blame Society! Society made me what I am!"
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
"Boys, let's get cultured."
"You never told me he had one of ... those!"
"I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'."
"Eat floor."
"Groovy..."
"Oooh, that must _hurt_!"
"Ash. Housewares."
"I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the store, Ma'am."
"Three books? THREE??? Nobody said anything about three books!"
"Klaatu, barada, ni... ni... necktie?"
"So it is a matter of taste, and not a matter of ethics?"
"It could be argued so."
"SURRENDER DOROTHY!"
"You, and your little dog, too!"
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
"stud hombre cybermuffin"
"The horror...the horror."
"I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade."
"It costs a fortune to heat this place."
"Gravity sure can be rough at times."
"Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!"
"The one person who's trying to save you from yourself!"
"It's a very Kafka-esque high- makes you feel like a bug."
"Welcome to Addendia, Mr. Lee."
"Dr. Benway, I presume?"
"Gozzo, come quick- and bring the electrodes!"
"How many toes did you say it has?"
"Shred the serious Bandwidth!"
"Old immortals never die. They...they just don't!"
"Cats have no handles."
"That's a good idea, Jim, but syrup won't stop 'em."
"It's twelve feet tall with yellow eyes, and it wants to speak to you, SIR."
"I don't care what the orders are. I'm for getting out of here NOW!"
"Friends know when to yell 'RUN!'"
"Speak softly and carry a thermostellar trigger."
"Speak softly and carry a big check."
"john@pit.yoyodyne.com"
"CDWard@library.miskatonic.edu"
"Anyone not your friend is your enemy."
"Don't be too sure about your friends, either."
"The hardest thing in life to learn/is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
"It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart."
"The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war."
"It's hard to read the writing on the wall when you've got your back to it."
"Don't look conspicuous. It draws enemy fire."
"The key to victory is not to choose a path to victory, but to choose so that all paths lead to victory. - L M Bujold"
"Incoming fire has the right of way."
"A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen."
"If you skate on thin ice, skate _fast_!"
"Money is welcome, even if it comes in a dirty sack."
"Believe the man, not the oath."
"Never let a debt go unpaid... by you or to you."
"Open both your mouth and your wallet cautiously."
"The best defense against treachery is treachery."
"Don't use both feet to test the depth of a river."
"Make plans as complex as necessary, but give simple orders."
"The best armor is to keep out of range."
"Your opponent is not as strong as you think. Neither are you."
"Calm waters often conceal sharks."
"Live with wolves, and you will learn how to howl."
"Men stumble on stones, not mountains."
"One good thing about an avowed enemy: you know who he is."
"Revenge is a dish best eaten cold."
"You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone"
"Nothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be understood.  - Marie Curie"
"Numerical superiority is of no consequence.  In battle, victory will go to the best tactician.  - General George Custer"
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand. - Confucius"
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky. - Neil Armstrong, last words said on the Moon"
"Never complain, and never explain. - Benjamin Disraeli"
"There is a duty in refusing to cooperate in any undertaking that violates the Constitutional rights of the individual.  This holds in particular for al inquisitions that are concerned with the private life and political affiliations of it's citizens. - Albert Einstein"
"I'd hate to die twice.  It's so boring. - last words of Richard P. Feynman"
"In this zinc-plated vacuum-tube culture?"
"I am endeavouring to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins."
"Where there's life, there's hope."
"Where there's life, there's threat."
"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm NOT going!"
"I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am."
"I didn't come here to be flattered."
"He has one reliable flaw: Loyalty."
"There's something very suspicious about a man who keeps his booze under lock and key."
"Irritating, isn't it?"
"Never argue with a computer."
"Clear the neutron blasters for firing!"
"Would you like some toast?"
"Ahh, I bet you'd like some waffles."
"Don't take your sorrows ahead of time."
"He could make a stone angry."
"It's there for the weight."
"I wish my computer was made by Land Rover, because the Information Highway is mostly unpaved."
"Lucas and Co. - Prince of Darkness!"
"Land Rover - when it absolutely, positively has to get there... eventually."
"The british don't make their own TV sets because they haven't figured out how to make a picture tube leak oil."
"Most people with cats _know_ they're being controlled- that's the horror of it!"
"But are the esthetics of physicists the same as the Esthetics of the Law?"
"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger - Abbie Hoffman"
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. - Abbie Hoffman"
"Abbie paid his gambling debts on time. That's better than most people. - HST"
"One foot on a banana peel, the other in the Twilight Zone."
"Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."
"What you observe is real; nothing else exists."
"Why use a hammer to pound nails when you have a perfectly good skull?"
"A man about to speak truth should keep one foot in stirrup. - Mongol proverb"
"By whatever means necessary. - Malcolm X"
"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. - Malcolm X"
"I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. - Malcolm X"
"There is no death, only a change of worlds. - Chief Seattle"
"All things are connected. -Chief Seattle, 1854"
"The end of the living and the beginning of survival. - Chief Seattle, 1854"
"Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it."
"Nevertheless, it does move. - Galileo, 22-June-1633"
"E pur si muovre! - Galileo, 22-June-1633"
"'In matters of principle, stand like a rock.  In matters of taste, swim with the current.' - Thomas Jefferson"
"Vancouver, Vancouver, this is it, this is it!"
"In Germany, first they came for the Communists..."
"This sentence contains thinly veiled political satire."
"Caution: Contains subliminal suggestions"
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori."
"Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt"
"Universa Consternatione"
"Quid erat Demonstrandum"
"Caveat Ineptus"
"Caveat Bozo"
"Et eritus sicut Dii, scientes bonum et malum"
"Morituri te salutamas"
"Sic transit gloria mundi"
"Sic transit gloria mori"
"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"
"De gustibus non est disputandum"
"Compensar non gustabus"
"Komitet Gosudarstvennoj Bezopasnosti - ja slushaju!"
"We had only two problems this time: strategy and execution."
"Ethically alternative"
"Metaphysically problematic"
"Differently clued"
"Metabolically challenged"
"No name, no art"
"Power means having to respond."
"It's not that life is so short, it's that you're dead for so long."
"It could be a rabid tiger, it could be a Q-tip. We have no way of knowing."
"We aren't going to cook the DATA, we're going to cook the PROCESS!"
"It's an ADVENTURE!!! We're DOOMED!!!"
"setenv DOCTOR_MEMORY ON"
"$define doctor_memory on"
"Cthulhu's system manager"
"Holy Cthulhu with a chainsaw!"
"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"
"Quick- what's another word for 'aphasia'?"
"Managing engineers is like herding cats"
"Look under enough rocks and you'll find _something_ slimy"
"Bad things happen to bad people too. But we don't care as much."
"It's not how little you have, but how poorly you use it."
"There can't be that much to a duck, given how much of it floats."
"Duct tape does not stick as well as you think it does."
"Life is so complicated. It must have been designed by a committee."
"Eventually, the truth will _always_ come out."
"Where do all these lemmings come from, anyway?"
"It's okay to reach for the stars, as long as you trust your belay."
"I am busy searching for extraterrestrials - I have no _time_ to write an operating system."
"Dances with Waveguides"
"In search of a new paradigm."
"Inner peace results when behavior is based on correct principles."
"Searching for a valid role model."
"Putting out a fire with acetylene."
"It takes 27 seconds to cut through a pizza with an oxyacetylene torch."
"It takes 6 seconds to cut through a Kryptonite lock with an oxyacetylene torch."
"Twelve parts saltpeter, ten parts charcoal, one part sulfur"
"Five parts iron oxide, two parts aluminium"
"Four parts nitric acid, one part sulfuric, then one part glycerin, SLOWLY!"
"Four parts ammonia, one part iodine crystals."
"Eleven parts ammonium-nitrate fertilizer, one part fuel oil."
"Eight parts gasoline, one part laundry detergent powder."
"Five parts ammonium nitrate, two parts hydrazine."
"10.3 kilograms plutonium, squeeze HARD!"
"Four parts tritium, one part lithium deuteride, heat and squeeze."
"One part polonium, one part beryllium"
"2.8 solar masses degenerate matter, well-chilled"
"In search of cognitive dissonance..."
"And with strange eons, even death may die - Burma Shave"
"Put a shoggoth in your tank - Dark Texaco"
"It's sulfuric acid. You're soaking in it. - Dark Madge"
"Nightmares Happen"
"Schedules and Features and Plans, OH MY!!!"
"My program can beat up your program."
"My software can beat up your software."
"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer."
"You can't fall off the floor."
"Don't make your personal name too lo"
"Any precept you cannot challenge must be viewed with the deepest of suspicion"
"Of smoke and mirrors thou were created, and unto smoke and mirrors thou shall return."
"I don't know about apathy or ignorance, and I don't care!"
"There's no force like brute force!"
"If brute force didn't work, you didn't use enough."
"Issues are Emotional. Decisions are Political. Solutions are Technical."
"I would explain it to you, but your head would explode."
"Miskatonic U. motto: 'The Truth Shall Make You Flee'"
"Yog-sothoth neblod zin!"
"Ia! Ia! Cthulu f'thagn!"
"Hastur, Hastur, Hast{2=@~& LOST CARRIER"
"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur! See, nothing happe{2=@~& LOST CARRIER"
"You FOOL! Wilkes is DEAD!"
"Send dynamite, lots of dynamite."
"All stressed out, and no one to choke."
"When in doubt, use more thermite."
"C-4 will fix it, whatever it is."
"More dynamite! - Theron Marks"
"It's an Old Ones Thing, if you understood it would drive you insane."
"It's an Elder Thing, you don't _want_ to understand."
"It's a Zen thing, trying to understand won't help."
"It's a Tao thing, there is nothing _to_ understand."
"My toys! Where are my TOYS!?!? I can't do this job without my toys!!!"
"Try not to look scared, dearie. They can sense fear."
"This statement is programming you in subtle ways that may not be apparent for months, or even years."
"Protected under ECPA (Title 18 USC 2511 and 18 USC 2703); ALL MONITORING ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED!"
"Try to never run out of altitude, airspeed, and luck all at the same time!"
"Great Satan: 9, Ayatollah: 3"
"STOP CONTRA AID: BOYCOTT COCAINE"
"EVOLVE OR DIE !"
"Think of it as 'evolution in action.'"
"Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim."
"A computer is a lot like the old-testament god: lots of rules and no mercy."
"God is my 'threat model'"
"AI: the art of making real-life computers act like the computers in movies."
"Snowstorm Canoeist"
"Jailhouse Patent Lawyer"
"According to my calculations, we're in Portland, Maine"
"I visited Cyberspace - it was blurry and jerky."
"Smurf _Terminator_"
"Terminator with an attitude"
"Row K !?!?!?!"
"Um, your trenchcoat is ringing."
"My life: 1/3 'Twin Peaks', 1/3 'Bladerunner', 1/3 'Three Stooges'"
"What I need right now is a good psychotic break."
"Most decisions are a balance between resources and desires"
"verified 57.52% cool"
"It's just as bad to move your fingers fast near sharp objects as it is to move sharp objects fast near your fingers."
"It's a mistake to believe that people have self-consistent beliefs. That includes yourself."
"It's really important to be clear on what's really important and what's really not important."
"Notice: 824 is now 1024. Please recalibrate your instrumentation accordingly."
"STACK UNDERFLOW: Better shut her down, Scotty. She's suckin' mud again."
"The Stark Plasma Rifle of Retribution"
"The Stark Bumper of Retribution"
"The Stark Packet of Retribution"
"Just a little 'slow' at times"
"running with a few dim tubes"
"Just-in-time terraforming"
"August 14, 2126: Comet Swift-Tuttle impacts Earth. Game over."
"Social engineering is a dangerous avocation."
"'Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed' ==> 'eyes glazed over and hair is a mess'"
"I never wanna see another rock."
"The difference between 'parasite' and 'pet' is Marketing."
"The universe is _intensely_ beautiful."
"LOOK...AROUND...AT...THE...SCENERY"
"I love the smell of flash powder in the morning! It smells like...like theatre"
"I thrive on stress"
"I strive on thress"
"'Understand' is too strong a word"
"Trapped by exponentially decreasing response."
"Marlboro Illuminati, Bruce Wayne Cabal"
"Freddy Krueger Ski Sharpening"
"This is not a 'fashion statement'!"
"Fashionably retro"
"Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?"
"from the laboratory of Dr. Frankenstein..."
"Iconoclasm as a way of life..."
"Not MY universe!"
"Whenever I try for the 'Don Johnson' look, I end up with 'Yassir Arafat'!"
"Ask me about my secret weapon."
"I refuse to wear a 'power suit' unless it's powered armor!"
"So, what does a 'project leader' do, anyway?"
"Is there, like, a book or something?"
"There's no way to tell and it doesn't matter anyway."
"The brain of Homo Sapiens is mainly composed of cabling."
"Parallel Decomposition A House Specialty"
"Pushing back the limits of common sense"
"Flamethrowers are an 'outside' toy"
"Bagpipes are an 'outside' toy"
"Annoyotrons are an 'outside' toy"
"Where do those things come from, anyway?"
"Have crowbar, will travel"
"Beware of programmers with screwdrivers"
"If he was a drummer, we all woulda been goners"
"Serial number two. TWO?"
"Why does the science team look like a rock band?"
"Reverse-engineering the future."
"Time for plan 'B'."
"There's a whole manual of obsolete features!"
"I forgot to take my memory pills!"
"You have won one of the following prizes"
"A wizard is someone who's been doing something for a week longer than you"
"The computer did it by itself!"
"Artificial Intelligence, Advanced Systems and Tools Group"
"Artificial Intelligence, Advanced Smoke and Mirrors Group"
"Depleted uranium speaker cabinets?"
"V for Vindaloo"
"Throw 'em in the moat!!!"
"This moat needs more sharks."
"by an unnamed spokesman"
"I am not a number. I am an unbound variable."
"Oooh, that must be hexadecimal"
"This personal name is false"
"It is thermodynamically impossible to stuff a genie back into a bottle."
"Fear is our _friend!_"
"After you pull the pin, Mr. Handgrenade is not your friend."
"I still don't see any oil."
"I'm with the band."
"%NOTES-F-STUPERNAM, personal name too stupid to print."
"One Gun, One Bullet, One Foot"
"a rathole in the space-time continuum..."
"Potholes in the Information Superhighway."
"Roadkill on the Information Superhighway."
"A mistake needed to be made, and I made it. - Fuzzface McMahon, 13-Mar-1994"
"Bessemer, Gatling, and Von Neumann all thought they could end the horror of war by the horror of a weapon. They have all been proven wrong."
"Well, maybe Von Neumann wasn't proven wrong."
"Steam for the turbines, power for the dancing spark."
"power for the dancing spark."
"Hasta La'vista, baby!"
"I'll be back."
"Forty-watt plasma rifle?"
"Very funny. Yes."
"Anybody not wearing SPF 1,000,000 is gonna have a really bad day!"
"We stock SPF 1,000,000."
"We don't need that part."
"VAXstation Repo Man"
"The second amendment is there in case the gummint forgets about the first."
"We defend our freedoms with four boxes: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo."
"You cannot conquer a free man, a man whose mind is free. The most you can do is kill him."
"Communism is like MS-DOS: It doesn't work, and you wouldn't want to use it even if it did."
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness..."
"Burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night"
"listening to the Terror through the wall."
"listening to the crack of doom on the hydrogen jukebox"
"I still don't know your name, stranger."
"Through the dark of future past, the magician longs to see"
"One calls out between two worlds, 'Fire, Walk With Me!'"
"Coming up, rocket science!"
"I am first going to tell you a little bit about the country called Tibet"
"Gimme a donut."
"Diane, it's 4:28 AM"
"Calling out between two worlds"
"Fire walk with me"
"Wrapped in plastic!"
"How long have I been gone?"
"The owls are not what they seem - David Lynch on Twin Peaks"
"The vowels are not what they seem - David Lynch on UNIX"
"This is _intense_!"
"People explode all the time. Natural causes."
"Do you know what's in the trunk?"
"Eat hot X-rays, alien menace!"
"Kwisach Haderach for Hire"
"Surrounded by insurmountable opportunities"
"I came, I saw, I did what I had to do and got the hell out"
"A terrifying opportunity"
"I vote for it being a 'feature'."
"There are sparks coming out of the printer. Is that normal?"
"I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am."
"He was so tough, they had to give him a rad-hardened beeper."
"TECO: The Tyrannosaurus Rex of editors."
"Since when do electrons carry charge?"
"I'm one of the bugs."
"Delivers shock to render strongest horse insensible."
"Schroedinger's Pizza"
"V for Vendetta"
"This isn't Anarchy, this is Chaos."
"Life is sweet. So goddam sweet."
"Why are so few of us left healthy, active, and without personality disorders?"
"I will give you bodies beyond your wildest imaginings."
"I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens."
"A spectre of revenge, riding the flow tide home."
"Even in the face of Armageddon, never compromise."
"Repeal the Keene Act!"
"Gordian Knot Lock Co."
"Pyramid Shipping Co."
"Just a puppet who can see the strings."
"I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!"
"It works fine, provided you _want_ things to explode upon arrival."
"I won! I won!"
"I do hereby assign all intangibles, in perpetuity,..."
"Demon yuppie soul-brokers from Hell !!!"
"Brighter, brighter than a thousand suns..."
"I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds."
"You may fire when ready, Gridley."
"You may fire when ready, Gridlock."
"Haven't I met you before?"
"I don't want to rule the Universe, I just want to see it."
"Returned for regrooving."
"Cold and lonely, they whirled noiselessly through the black holes of space."
"I think we're all bozos on this bus."
"I was the first to dig the earth and make the rivers run backwards."
"Together, we made enough noise to keep the wolves awake."
"Quid Malburg and Plano, consternation turned to elucidation!"
"If you push something hard enough, it _will_ fall over."
"A little like having bees live in your head."
"Downstairs, in the historic Old Grid Building."
"Lost Electricity Reclamation Agency."
"Ready or not, springhead, here I come!"
"Could you state that as a question, please?"
"Read me doctor memory!"
"Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?"
"Exit left to Funway."
"Gird your grid for a big one!"
"I _hate_ shrinkwrap!"
"Insert the disk at your own risk!"
"I beat Gaggle-max!"
"Freedom, freedom!"
"It's better to burn out than to rust out."
"As soft and discrete as uranium"
"Like a shadow from the tomb..."
"... and the glint of a solitary shaft of chromium steel."
"I've lived upon the edge of chance for twenty years or more."
"with eyes that glow like coals"
"New Orleans, 1829"
"Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire?"
"Experiments that failed too many times"
"It's a flaming telepath!!!"
"Yes, I know the secrets of the island mind."
"I'd settle for lies..."
"It's the nexus of the crisis."
"Slicing through the night."
"Dancing in the ruins tonight..."
"Madness in the method..."
"I am the one you warned me of..."
"See them standing in the foothills, waiting for the kill."
"On wings of Fear, the terror sweeps into the city."
"On wings of Vengeance, don't advise them, 'Death to barbarians!'"
"To defend, this is the pact."
"Still wandering through the night..."
"This is what you want, this is what you get."
"May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently."
"May the moon light your way, till the wind sets you free."
"Blessed are the heat-seekers"
"Daleks of God"
"Cat's foot, iron claw, neurosurgeons scream for more..."
"On civilization's funeral pyre"
"Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules."
"Confusion will be my epitaph."
"The fate of all mankind I see is in the hands of fools."
"Thank god for the Gatling gun."
"Keep your electric eye upon me"
"So where were the spiders?"
"How'd we ever get this far?"
"You can't run away forever, but there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start."
"Been through the fires of Hell, and have the ashes to prove it."
"Right behind me, and gaining ground!"
"So many threats and fears, so many wasted years, till my life became my own."
"And though the nightmare may be over, some of the terrors are still intact."
"Like an angel rising up from the tomb."
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
"Cthulhu wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I've been told..."
"'Do Not Calle Up What Thee Cannot Put Down' - Don Rickles"
"dancing to the insane piping of flutes..."
"A is for Astaroth, who fell from the sky"
"B is for Byakhee, the worms that can fly"
"C is for Cthulhu, who sleeps in R'lyeh" 
"D is for Dagon, for whom minions die"
"E is for Esoteric, an order maligned"
"F is for Formalhaut, where Cthuga doth dwell"
"G is for Ghanhantoa, with his terrible stare"
"H is for HasturAUGHHHmmpmpffff...... <flap> <flap> <flap>"
"I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea"
"L is for Lovecraft, the man and the thought"
"Y is for Yuggoth, a planet far"
"This is fortune #300. Understand it?"
"End-of-file error on the fortune file.  Guess that tells you something, eh?"